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Simple work place mathematics
Posted On 01/23/2007 14:29:11 by Marobi

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:


A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


 


 


and


 


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G


1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



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From: johngphd
06/08/2007 16:01:43
HAHAHAHAHAHA


From: kenzgirl
01/30/2007 00:30:20
HMMMMM.....


From: RobinBailey
01/24/2007 02:18:55
Wunnerful!  Wunnerful!  I have to send that to, oh, a half-dozen of my closest associates.


From: senseimodi
01/23/2007 21:28:45

too much time....too much time


(((pmg)))





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